Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Grand Ol' Opry

The parental units made it to Sydney a few years before I did. Ma was attending an international conference so while she was listening to lectures and stuff, the old lad was left to explore the city by himself. Being a keen photographer he came home with armfuls of slides and we all got a lot of mileage out of the number of times he'd managed to squeeze the Opera House into the frame. Of course it wasn't until I was there myself, lining up a shot of Sydney's impossibly picturesque harbor, that I realized just how tempting it was to twist ever so slightly to one side and include the Opera House as well.

Every...single...time.

Sydney's Opera House has become such an icon of the land down under that it's hard to imagine there was a time, not so very long ago, when the locals were vehemently opposed to its very existence. Furthermore, given how its location enhances the beauty of this already almost perfect vista, it's astonishing that only a few decades ago, the site upon which it now stands contained nothing more tourist oriented than railroad shunting yards and the city's tram depot.

In the late 1950s the New South Wales Government established an appeal fund to finance the construction of the Sydney Opera House, and conducted a competition for its design. The commission eventually went to renowned Danish architect Jorn Utzon. It was his intent to evoke an image of a ship at full sail, (although more than one wag has remarked on the resemblance to turtles having sex) but what was especially interesting is that the design was arguably beyond the capabilities of engineering of the time. Utzon was forced to spend a couple of years reworking the design and it wasn't until 1961 he resolved the problem of how to build the distinguishing feature - the 'sails' of the roof.

The venture was plagued with cost overruns and there were occasions when the government was tempted to call a halt. By 1966 the situation - with arguments about cost and the interior design, and the Government withholding progress payments - reached crisis point and Utzon resigned from the project. The building was eventually completed by others in 1973.

During my first few days in Australia, the Opera House became a familiar friend, drawn every morning as I was, to its siren call. I often ate breakfast on its steps, lunch too, quite frequently. It was here I enjoyed my first Australian fish and chips (no vinegar, just lemon and 'flake' is apparently, 'shark'.) I read my first letters from home here after 3 weeks on the move and also had the alarming experience of being mobbed by a herd of pre-pubescent girls. It was only later I learned I'd inadvertently placed myself between them and a member of a boy-band called "New Kids on the Block". (I've never had the misfortune to find myself between a mother bear and her cub but I suspect it isn't dissimilar.)

I also enjoyed free concerts, heard political speeches, tried my hand at playing a didgeridoo (I failed) and on one memorable occasion, a buxom wench flashing her boobs for a photo with the opera house as a backdrop. Typically, I was facing the other way and missed it.

But for all the grandeur of the Opera House when viewed from the outside, it's not until one steps indoors that it's possible to realize just what an architectural marvel this is. No less than five theatres hang from the shells which make up the roof, like so much stage scenery. The Concert Hall and Opera Theatre are each contained in the two largest groups of shells, and the other theatres are located on the sides of the shell groupings. In addition there are three other restaurants, six bars, five rehearsal studios and numerous souvenir shops.

The Concert Hall seats 2,679 people and contains the Sydney Opera House Grand Organ, the largest mechanical tracker action organ in the world with over 10,000 pipes. The Opera Theatre, with 1,547 seats, is the main performance space for Opera Australia and is also used by the Australian Ballet Company, while the three other theaters can seat over 1,000 people between them. Unfortunately, the concerts were well outside my backpacker's budget so I'll just need to make an excuse and go back again someday.

Australia has many more readily identifiable symbols; the red sand of its interior, the majestic monolith of Uluru, and of course, the ubiquitous kangaroo and I saw all of those over the next few months. But for an introduction to the lucky country, you can't go wrong with a photo of Sydney harbor.

Just make sure you remember to get the Opera House in it.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Let's hear it for the INS (No Really)

I've said before, both here and many times elsewhere that there is a special place in hell reserved for the employees of the Immigration and Naturalization Service. And not a very nice place in hell either.

To be fair though, this opinion came about from my experiences with the employees of the Phoenix office. In all my dealings so far with the Denver office (two different ones), I have been more than impressed by the politeness, efficiency and overall friendliness of the INS employees. If only I could say the same about all the government departments. No, I'm not being sarcastic here, they really are a pleasure to deal with.

Although...the lady who greeted me at the door this morning, and explained that she would be conducting my citizenship interview and civics test was, it has to be said, a little...abrupt. Not rude exactly, but I suspected she had an ice-queen somewhere back in her lineage. That is until I almost screwed up on the second question and burst out laughing.

I really didn't know what to expect at the interview. I wasn't sure if she would grill me about the intricacies of the Designated Hitter Rule, or my favorite John Wayne movie, or ask for the ingredients of hot dogs. As it turned out, that portion of the session was simply a case of her going through my application form and confirming everything was correct. Yes, my name is spelled A-N-D-R-E-W, yes, I'm really from the United Kingdom and yes, that was a typo where I'd said that Dear Wife had previously been married to herself.

However, then we went onto the civics test. While I'd prepared for this, I still wasn't sure what was to come. The gubmint sends potential citizens a handy-dandy booklet which not only lists the 96 questions from which the civics test is drawn (and the answers), but also a paragraph of history about each one. It was actually semi-interesting and I'll bet many of my fellow Americans could benefit from it. (Especially the girl who told me "Oh we did not fight against Italy in WWII - we like Italy).

Most of the questions were toughies such as "What color is the flag" and "Who is the President today" and so on, but others were a little more challenging. Come on, hands up, who can tell me which Constitutional amendments deal with voting rights? (The 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th). I'd also lost some sleep trying to memorize the original 13 colonies, which are, as I'm sure you know, Virginia, Massachussetts, Maryland, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, North Carolina, South Carolina, -Take a Breath- New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Georgia.

And I'd had to promise myself not to get smart if asked "Which special group advises the president on policy" Answer - "Whoever donates to his campaign fund." Baddaboom tsssh! thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

But the thing is, I didn't know what form the test would take. Would it be written, oral, multiple choice, what was the required pass rate. Nobody had told me this. As it turned out, Ms Frostyface told me she would be asking the questions, and I had to get 6 out of 10 right. No problem then, I had the stuff pretty well memorized and was even confident I could get all 13 colonies. Should be a breeze.

And I did fine, right up until the second question. "Where do congress meet?" That's an easy one, except I went into panic mode. For some reason I locked onto the word "Congress" and couldn't think of a anything else. For about a year I simply stared at her while my mind raced "Congress, congress...congress meet in...congress...it's a trick question...congress is where they meet...I don't get it...congress meets in...THE CAPITOL!" I really did almost yell the answer, then sat back chuckling with a relieved "Holy Crap!"

At that point she remembered she too, was human and laughed back

"OK, now we have that one out of the way, are you ready for the next question?"

And she didn't ask me for the original 13 colonies, or the amendments dealing with voting rights. So I sailed it and it kinda looks like I'm going to become a citizen.

So uhm, can someone explain the Designated Hitter Rule?